Thursday, April 10, 2014
Bamiyan Afgan Resturant & Birth of Jarla
Citrus Heights, CA
(916) 725-6009
Happy birthday to Jarla! She wisely choose a new venue for us uncultured drunks and we headed to Bamiyan in Citrus Heights. This blogger couldn't make it so they texted me tortuously yummy looking pictures to make me drool. Everyone loved it and could not stop talking about the food. We will be going back soon.
Thursday, January 23, 2014
Alonzo's Pizza Depot
Citrus Heights, CA 95610
(916) 723-1288
Happy birthday to our very own Coach!! He choose the delicious Alonzo's in Citrus Heights for everyone's deep dish and train-themed needs. This place is a gem in it's little strip mall, but alas, this Thursday had some sober problems. They recently changed ownership so their liquor license has been suspended until that is all worked out. Boo. This isn't Thursday Sobers!
But other than that, who can complain about a night out with some recycled birthday cards and tons of pizza.
The photo below is from the Grange where two drunks met to drown their sorrows as we sad goodbye to sometimes drunks Amy & Dennis. May they find booze on all Thursdays in Montana!
Disclaimer: This blog post was during the dark days of blogging lameness. My apologies for the crappy post.
Thursday, April 4, 2013
Carmelita's & Rehersal Dinner
Fair Oaks, CA 95628
(916) 961-3327
Alas, this blogger was missing this week form Carmalita's. But I'm sure it was delicious mix of margaritas, beer, enchiladas, tacos and chips. This place is one of the better places in the area and even thought they are busy, you can usually get in. Their happy hour is good to, even though their bar is small.
Thursday, March 21, 2013
Sundance Bar & Grill
Citrus Heights, CA 95610
(916) 965-9736
We love the Sundance Bar & Grill. Cheap large drinks, lots of room and all the sandwiches and deep-fried goodness you can handle. Straight forward place to hang out, eat & drink. That sums it up!
Thursday, December 6, 2012
Alonzo's Pizza Depot
Citrus Heights, CA 95610
Tucked away in a very plain strip mall in Citrus Heights, Alonzo's is a hidden gem. It looks like it has been there for decades and maybe it has. Run by a husband and wife, the place is small but has some damn tasty deep dish pizza. They serve wine in a carafe (a lots option these days), and have a few beers on tap.
Brian picked this place to celebrate his birth. Sticking to tradition we all by him toys, usually age and sex inappropriate, that are then donated to Toys for Tots for the holidays. He's such a thoughtful guy.
We rearranged the tables in the middle and had over a dozen people. For a measly $10 a person we were stuffed on pizza, wings and salad. Throw in a few more bucks for drinks and it is such a great value! If you are in the area and have a giant hunger, try it out.


Thursday, December 15, 2011
Sundance Bar & Grill
Citrus Heights, CA 95610
(916) 965-9736
Celebrating one of our own again this week, but since he was galavanting around Europe during his birthday, we picked this week! And a perfect opportunity to visit a good old fashion bar with large beers, stiff drinks and surprisingly good food.
Order your food in the attached deli. The prime rib sandwiches are moist, tender & very flavorful. Served with some au jus, it's just about perfect. Maybe bring your own horseradish. All the fried foods are fried so therefor wonderful!
The birthday boy always asked that we donate toys for his birthday so take then opportunity to buy him age and gender inappropriate gifts! The list included a Ken doll, My Little Pony, ray guns, Hungry Hungry Hippos and all sorts of other great toys. Such a good guy and good sport!


Thursday, October 13, 2011
Linda's Pizzeria
Thursday, July 29, 2010
Smashburger & Sundance Bar - Birth of Shooter
Citrus Heights, CA 95610-7805
(916) 962-1666
Many years ago a gambling man was born. He loves beer (I mean, really loves beer), political satire, all things electronic, and his Steam Buggy. Shooter wanted burgers, so Shooter got burgers!
We headed to Smashburger in Citrus Heights. They are a new chain that has come to town and has had great reviews. The burgers were delicious and the fries may have been even better! Portions on the fries are small so just start with the larger size. I tried the Veggie Frites, deep fried asparagus, green beans and carrots. They were not great. Too many carrots, super stringy and over cooked green beans. Next time I'll just go straight for the fries. Oh by the way, the sweet potato fries are great!
Back to the burgers. You can pretty much build your own with lots of different options or go for a favorite combo. We had the Barbecue Bacon Cheeseburger and it was delicious! Also have some salads and shakes that looked great, but no one tried.
Now the crappy thing. No liquor license. Seriously. They have beer mugs and it's listed on their menu but no actual booze yet. They served Bump's soda in a beer mug to make up for it, which was cool.
I can't get my panties in too much of a wad over the dryness of Smashburger because we ended up at the Sundance Bar about a block away and it was awesome! It's probably been there since the dawn of time. It's dark and old, has all sorts of crap on the walls and it's just perfect! That giant beer in the photo below was $7. The rum and cokes came in a pint glass and were $6. They even have a full menu that they cook next door. It was perfect for Shooter's birthday because Johnny Cash was all over that jukebox. We need to come back here as the main event next time.
On the baby front, our procreating drunks went into labor on Thursday (that's classy!), and birthed out our newest addition the next day. Yay to Sluggy & Captain Crabby Pants!
Thursday, July 1, 2010
Fireside Lanes Bowling Alley
Oh bowling. You haven't changed a bit. It's been years since I've seen you in your ancestral home of Fireside Lanes, but it's just like I remember! Plastic seats, fabric sunset mural, moist air, sparkly blue ceiling, cheap food and an aroma of desperation and excitement. I've missed you.
It was league night but we scored an emergency lane that they could take back from us if a league lane broke down. We took turns bowling games, getting cocktails and eating mighty fine bowling alley food. Beers and rum & cokes seemed to be the favorite along with giant baskets of fries, nachos, burgers and BLTs. All of them were tasty.
Bump was the big winner bowling a 138, with Mr. Chem coming in at a very close 137. The rest of us ranged all the way down to 81. I blame the booze.
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Fuddruckers - Citrus Heights
We were a small crowd this evening, Jarla & her better half are in Hawaii, so we hate them, Shooter's out of town and we will be down a Sluggy for a while because of her new work schedule, plus two sickies in her household. Anyhoo, those of us who did make it pigged out on delicious burgers!!! Oh, and we had a 5 year old guest star that stole the show.
If you've never been here, get over your preconception of the place and just come eat. You order your burger at the counter (they have everything from beef in may sizes to fish, turkey, bison & ostrich), they you get to add whatever toppings you want. They also have kick ass fried foods and a hot nacho cheese pump thingy, that you just can't resist. Booze is bottled beer and little plastic bottles of wine. The wine is well, out of a plastic bottle - what were you expecting it to taste like.
NakedBob went through a lot of trouble to organize our three tables into a red, gold, green pattern in honor of Boy George's song (now it's stuck in your head too). Boys watched some football, we shared the People of Walmart blog and ShitMyDadSays on twitter, check them both out, they rock.

Friday, January 9, 2009
Fudd Ruckers
We love the movie Idiocracy. It is a funny (and scary) look at the degradation of language, culture and well...intelligence. Anyhoo. In the movie the Fudd Ruckers franchise has devolved into a rear entry descriptor and no one notices. Priceless.
So, we find ourselves at Fudd Ruckers, and I have to say, I am skeptical. I've never eaten there, and didn't have a shred of an idea about it.
RobotGoBen & I showed up early. We walked up to the counter and ordered a basket of rings and a couple of beers from Angelo. Walked around to get a feel and picked out a table. While waiting for the group we started to realize that we could never hate this place. There is just rows of stuff to put on your burger. Just from memory: leaf lettuce, shredded lettuce, pickles, relish, tomatoes, red onion, white onion, wax peppers, japalenos, every condiment you could want and the best -- giant self-serve, eternally hot nacho cheese with a hand pump. What's not to like!
We were down a Jarla, Sluggy, Crabby & Lexie, but up a Bumpy, Frankenstein & his bride. And we got to talk to Nairb about all his lovely crafty gifts that we left for him. He hasn't seen the porn table in the light of day yet, when it's at its most resplendent. Yup. Resplendent.
Frankie's bride dropped off a bag of crafty bits last week, so as a thank you we made them a pair of beer cozies. And they used them the whole night! We are so proud.
Back to the food. Their rings are fantastic. You order whatever burger you want and dress it up how you like. And they have buffalo & ostrich! I love ostrich! Oh, and it was gigantic. Angelo, who works the counter, obviously runs the place. Super nice, very helpful and concerned that you are happy. The only down side is that it takes a while to get your food and they forgot Nairb's altogether. But you want to like this place since it seems run by actual people. Overall, we approve.
We added a couple more notes from Gavin's "Door Knob Bandit". Still don't know who it is.
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