The Sea Ranch-iest Sea Ranch

Undisclosed seaside location

6th annual journey to the Sea Ranch started off with a bang. Or a tree slowly falling into the road on Highway 1, about 15 miles from our destination. A half an hour of watching men be men, one guy with a skilsaw in his luxury car and a semi driver with a forklift and we were on our way again.

$2 a week and being an initiated Thursday Drunk will get you a place in the Sea Ranch vacation home for 5 days and 4 nights. We eat (really well), we drink (a lot of good booze), we game (dorks!), we hike, visit the ocean, play hide-and-go-napping, hot tube, sit, read...oh, did I say drink?

Meals for the weekend (only breakfast & dinner)
Mac n' Cheese with Gruyere, sharp Cheddar, brie & 10 toppings
Savory bread pudding, the perfect hangover food
Shooter's famous enchiladas and homemade taco shells
Breakfast burritos, again, perfect for the hangover
Homemade pizzas, seriously classing up the joint
Quiche for crap sake!
Beer Cheddar soup and cheese steaks

For the record, yes every meal was cheese based. You can see why we don't eat lunch. My god, that's a lot of food!

Drinks included a couple of kegs, wine and many other cocktails. When all you have to do in a day is figure out when you go in the hot tub and which drink you should have in your hand - it's a freaky good day!

Here is our photo journey for you to enjoy. Go ahead. Be jealous.

Giant tree in the road

Many toppings...

For the mac n' cheese!

Raccoons found the open sunroof and made themselves at home!

"The Murry" pizza of feta, prosciutto, pepperoncinis and onion

Drunks on a beach

Murry the cat we adopted for the weekend and named. He loved bacon and cheese.

Look at us being all respectable

And one year later, we all have a handmade puppet from Sluggy. How awesome is that!

Apparently we are getting old, losing our hearing, mumbling or all three. The number of things that were "misunderheard" was outstanding. Here is the censored list.

"What would happen if I killed a pug?"
What was really said: I think I just swallowed a bug.

"They're street walkers, just like the turks"

What was really said: Just like those turkeys.

"Scribby is breeding"

What was really said: Scribby is reading.

"Did you say cigarettes?"

What was really said: I didn't have a signal

"Mantilope"

What was really said: Manilow

"Do we have a hatchet?"

What was really said: You need matches